30DBJ: Day Five

Your favorite quote:

Stanley: [believing that Ryan is after his 8th grade daughter] "That little girl is a child, I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, you understand?

Ryan: Yes sir, yes...

Stanley: Boy, have you lost your mind, 'cuz I'll help you find it. What you looking for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there. Jesus could come through that door and it's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child."

from The Office

I saw this episode the other day, and when Stanley said this quote, I just started cracking up laughing! Thought I would share...