A letter to someone who has hurt you recently
Dear Birds at the Zoo,
Y'all are CRAZY! I thought it would be cool for my 15-month old to see the birds really close...WRONG! Y'all were all flying around like CRAZY! Then you,
decided to land on my leg. Yes, MY leg! Then, it felt like you had scratched me! And I see this:
I thought I was bleeding. Then my son decided to reach for you, and you fussed at him and made him scared :(
HOW DARE YOU!
Then your little friend,
started pecking at my foot, and it HURT! So, I told my son, "Let's go!" I will know the next time I visit your zoo, to avoid y'all!
Sincerely,
Jo's Momma
Ha ha. This is hilarious!! :)
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